porn battle roundup pt 3 (ga - owen/lexie; tbbt - sheldon/penny)

Title: Be Prepared
Fandom: Grey's Anatomy
Pairing: Owen/Lexie
Rating: PG-13
Summary: This is so not the way those hiking and camping trips used to end in girl scouts. She was totally missing out.

("you need to keep your eyes on the ground")

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Title: The Commercial Break Inconsistency
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Pairing: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: R
Summary: Sheldon misuses the word 'score' in front of Penny for the absolute last time.

("sweetie, you really need to learn what that word means")