slybrunette | Entries tagged with character: tbbt: penny

Title: A Comedy Of Manners
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters/Pairings: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6,160
Author's Note: Originally prompted at the Valentine's Day Fic Exchange. I was always late to the party and, um, rl took over for the past month so. Also, Comic Con is a tired setting but I tried to change things up a little.
Summary: Of extended morning afters, lipstick stains, and inconvenient hotel room arrangements.

( comic con has the worst timing that year )

Title: Glass Houses
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters/Pairings: Sheldon/Penny, Leonard.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,865
Author's Note: For [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] at the Rewriting History comment ficathon. She wanted fic where Leonard was the one to move into 4B.
Summary: AU. She'll come to remember the day not for the man but for the argument preceding meeting said man.

( i sense a disturbance in the force )

Title: You Are A Runner And I Am My Father's Son
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters/Pairings: Sheldon/Penny.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 8,760
Author's Note: Pinch hit for

phil_urich at

sheldon_penny's Saturnalia fic exchange. I tried my best to use most of your prompts, so I hope this works for you. Apologies for the lateness of this; I've been sick and most of this was written in a DayQuil haze. I may have taken some creative liberties here.
Summary: Penny takes the scenic route (or how the unlucky track record of the Cooper men almost claims another one).

( i got a number on me )

Title: Dead Like Us
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory/Dead Like Me.
Characters/Pairings: Sheldon, Penny, Leonard, Howard, Raj, Leslie. Sheldon/Penny.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 10,406
Author's Note: This has been four months of work, even though it doesn't look like it. I would like to thank [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] for all her help with this, both with the concept and with her mostly encouraging words. Really, I should be saying 'thank you for not hitting me in the face with a frying pan'. To D, for reminding me that TBBT is set in Pasadena and not Burbank (I watch too much Chuck, was the conclusion we both came to). Also, my mother. You really don't want to know why.
Warnings: Violence (as in minor character deaths -- this is a fic about reapers).
Summary: Sheldon, Penny, and the gang as reapers. Turns out the afterlife might be just as complicated.

(at night, she dreams her own death)

Title: Earn Yourself Some Trouble
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters/Pairings: Leslie/Penny
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 659
Author's Note: For Porn Battle X. Original version is here. This version is for archive purposes.
Summary: She doesn't know where the hell she gets her brand new shiny nickname but it's definitely unwelcome and mostly undeserved.

( really, it's just inaccurate )

Spam 3/3.

Title: There's A Reason It's A Trope
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters/Pairings: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 640
Summary: A boy. A girl. A shared hotel room. This always goes the same way.

( so, this is akward )

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Title: Celsius 2878
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters/Pairings: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: PG
Word Count: 650
Summary: Childhood AU. Yellow Cake Uranium is not something you joke about. Apparently. Not that she would know, being a normal thirteen year old and all.

( two and ten )

Spam Part 2/3.

Title: One In The Chamber
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters/Pairings: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: R
Word Count: 650
Warnings: Violence.
Author's Note: For Week One @ the Paradox-O-Rama that [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] is holding.
Summary: There is caution tape all around the house and a dead body in the bathroom, blood pooling on cream colored tiles, and this is how daddy’s little girl really learns to shoot.

( two and ten )

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Title: The Effects Of Pot Versus Ecstacy
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters/Pairings: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 421
Author's Note: For Week One @ the Paradox-O-Rama that [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] is holding.
Summary: AU Version of The Adhesive Duck Deficiency. If Sheldon and Penny had been on the trip to see the meteor shower with the rest of the guys.

( they're going to miss it )

Prepare to be spammed with fic reposting. Sorry guys, I'm just trying to archive and I've been a writing machine these past two days.

Title: Red Means Go
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters/Pairings: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: R
Word Count: 636
Author's Note: For Week One @ the Paradox-O-Rama that [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] is holding.
Summary: That's one way to kill time when stuck in traffic.

( there's construction right off of los robles )

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Title: Light A Match And Watch It Burn
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters/Pairings: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 556
Author's Note: For Week One @ the Paradox-O-Rama that [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] is holding.
Summary: She could stay out here all night if she thought he'd go along with it.

( any last words )

Title: Team Building Exercises
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters/Pairings: Penny, Sheldon. Shipper-ish.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,415
Author's Note: For Week One @ the Paradox-O-Rama that [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] is holding. Picture #2. Posted to my journal because it was too long to post in a comment.
Summary: Penny wasn't a cheerleader.

( got it in one )

Title: The Dissociation Reaction
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters/Pairings: Sheldon/Penny.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count:
Author's Note: For [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] who wanted a post ep. I went a little overboard. And kind of left things open-ended. There might be a continuation of this eventually, I don't know.
Summary: Post 3.21 - "The Plimpton Stimulation". She's everyone's favorite until the next pretty girl shows up, and then the boys are drooling at her feet. And maybe Penny's grown tired of that. Maybe she's grown tired of the sudden lack of loyalty.

( he catches her by the mailboxes again )

Title: The Parking Lot Recurrence
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters/Pairings: Penny, Sheldon (can be viewed as shippy).
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,597.
Author's Note: A lot of people seemed annoyed with the end of 3.18 - The Pants Alternative, and thus I wrote post-ep. Done in a few hours last night.
Summary: Post 3.18. Penny realizes the error of her ways.

( she's kind of an authority on this )

Title: The Temporary Cohabitation Resultant
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters/Pairings: Sheldon, Penny. Ship most definitely implied; background Leonard/Penny.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 8,641.
Summary: Post ep for 'The Large Hadron Collision'. The five days that changed the world -- or at least Penny's perception of it.

( it's the freaking day that will never end )

Title: Be Prepared
Fandom: Grey's Anatomy
Pairing: Owen/Lexie
Rating: PG-13
Summary: This is so not the way those hiking and camping trips used to end in girl scouts. She was totally missing out.

("you need to keep your eyes on the ground")

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Title: The Commercial Break Inconsistency
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Pairing: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: R
Summary: Sheldon misuses the word 'score' in front of Penny for the absolute last time.

("sweetie, you really need to learn what that word means")

Yeah, I totally already started on the porn battle. This may cause spam. Also, I apologize for the lameness of the titles -- I'm not exactly focused on them atm.

Title: It's All In The Name
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Pairing: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: R
Summary: It's a Thursday in miserably hot August when the boys find out.

(This is so not her fault)

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Title: Resolution
Fandom: Grey's Anatomy
Pairing: Derek/Meredith
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Post 'I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked'. That title is surprisingly apt for this fic. Basically: this is what growing up looks like.

(there is no nice word for this)

For the [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]

Title: The Scripted Parallel
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica/The Big Bang Theory
Pairing: Sam/Penny
Rating: R
Summary: An AU take on TBBT's 'The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis'. The eggnog that was really rum and confusion and worry, disguised as depression, that brought on the drinking were real. The cover story wasn’t.

(she made it up you know)

Title: The Hokum Hierarchy Determinator
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters/Pairings: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 9,839
Author's Note: This is the most nervous I've ever been about a fic in this fandom, just fyi. Thanks to all the peeps on twitter who were so encouraging. There are more author's notes at the end of this fic that will attempt to clear up some possible confusion.
Summary: Penny wakes up a week shy of her twenty-ninth birthday.

( i'm just a stranger even to myself; a rearranger of the proverbial bookshelf )

Title: The Post Tryptophan Consumption Polygon
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters/Pairings: Sheldon/Penny, Leonard/Penny.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6,032
Author's Note: The concept for this is courtesy of [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]
Summary: Post 3.08 - TADD. Thanksgiving dinner goes horribly awry.

( it's like flipping a switch )

Stealing this from [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] who has the best writing memes ever.

And yes I know I failed at fulfilling the prompts from the last go around -- I will not this time. Just watch me.

Request and I will give you at least a 100 words of fic.

FANDOM | PAIRING | AN AIRPORT | NAME OF A TELEVISION EPISODE (ANY SHOW)

(Fandoms: Lost, Grey's Anatomy, The Big Bang Theory, Dead Like Me, Oz, BSG)

Go.

Title: The Flight Response Miscalculation
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Pairing: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Penny saw a ghost. Or maybe that's just the liquor talking.

(in retrospect, the scary movie might have also been a bad idea)

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Title: The Prom Queen Track Record
Fandom: Grey's Anatomy
Pairing: Mark/Lexie
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Apparently Mark can sleep with half the hospital's nursing staff, but Lexie's high school ex-boyfriend as a patient...well that's just terrible. Big deals are made over nothing.

(she dated a lot of guys in high school; she was the freaking prom queen)

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Title: Either They're Getting Younger Or...
Fandom: Grey's Anatomy
Pairing: Addison/Meredith
Rating: NC-17
Summary: She'd prefer if Meredith didn't talk.

(this is the twelve year old she's talking about, specifically Derek's twelve year old)

Title: The Broken Bed Redux
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters/Pairings: Sheldon/Penny, Leonard.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 13,341
Author's Note: I started this right after episode 3x03, so there's spoilers up to there. And I've been staring at it for so long since then that I'm not even sure if it makes sense anywhere but my own head. Not to mention that half of this is in Sheldon POV. Feedback is very appreciated with this guys. Thank you to all of the S/P fans on Twitter who were so encouraging -- you guys kept me going.
Spoilers: Spoilers for 3.03 AND some plot based spoiler for early 4.5 Battlestar Galactica, though knowledge of the show isn't necessary.
Summary:Post 3.03, and then a month or so in the future after that. Sheldon always assumed that when Penny and Leonard broke up, it would lead to her spending a lot less time in their apartment. However, it appeared that Penny had so altered her routine that she still found herself in their apartment with a similar frequency to before they broke up, only now she was in his space even more.

( i'm not as sure as i seem, this much i know )