Title: The Flight Response Miscalculation
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Pairing: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Penny saw a ghost. Or maybe that's just the liquor talking.

(in retrospect, the scary movie might have also been a bad idea)

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Title: The Prom Queen Track Record
Fandom: Grey's Anatomy
Pairing: Mark/Lexie
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Apparently Mark can sleep with half the hospital's nursing staff, but Lexie's high school ex-boyfriend as a patient...well that's just terrible. Big deals are made over nothing.

(she dated a lot of guys in high school; she was the freaking prom queen)

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Title: Either They're Getting Younger Or...
Fandom: Grey's Anatomy
Pairing: Addison/Meredith
Rating: NC-17
Summary: She'd prefer if Meredith didn't talk.

(this is the twelve year old she's talking about, specifically Derek's twelve year old)